1. Hello, my partner and I have an 11-year old child who acts like he’s 4. Literally. He’s free, we keep him on the bottom of the driveway. If you’re interested in keeping him, just respond back. 

source, h/t Adrian Archer.

    Hello, my partner and I have an 11-year old child who acts like he’s 4. Literally. He’s free, we keep him on the bottom of the driveway. If you’re interested in keeping him, just respond back.
    source, h/t Adrian Archer.