Now, let’s be clear, there is, as of right now, no direct evidence that the storks ate tiny cave-people. Just evidence that they probably lived at around the same time. And evidence that the birds were humongous, and frighteningly large, and the little miniature people were basically snack-sized. So as completely awesome, in every sense of the word, as it is to imagine a bird the size of a person, hunting and killing small fantasy creatures, just remember that it’s only a conjecture!
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